Now I'm really hungry
I had to stop eating my chicken and starts soup because it made me feel like a lonely old man. And then I started crying.
posted by Danny Washington @ 12:43 PM
So Much Blood
The words of Danny Washington and Educational Egg
4 Comments:
Soup isn't that bad...
And chicken is yummy...
What you need is a good old fashioned Chicken Soup for the Violent Soul.
Lovely Comics!
You're so sad, Danny.
Don't feel bad about eating the chicken-- chicken gets lonely too.
I am really hungry too. I have had a daily diet of two cans of tuna, one hard boiled egg, a yogurt and a cup of cheerios no milk for a week now and I need more. Whatever sick twisted universe decided to put me on a bland, no residue, lo cal diet needs untwisting. I can't even have veggies on this diet and I want a big ole plate of Broccoli and a piece of fried chicken (the spicier the better). Oh, but I do get unlimited sugar free jello and diet pop so I guess I should be happy. Anyway, thanks for letting me rant about nothing. See you at Popeye's Chicken. I will be the one in a trench coat and big sunglasses.
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