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I saw my ex today. She's gained a lot of weight and has this weird hairy mole on her upper lip. She was smoking Lucky Strikes that gave off the odor of stale sweat and mushrooms. Then I poked her ass with a pin, and snuck off. That's the trick to sticking people with pins. You can't let them know who did it. You have to be sneaky. Also, I like to put a little ketchup on the end of the pin. So their heart might mistake the ketchup for blood. And then freak out. It never works, but I'll just have to keep trying.