I get a Kix out of you

Here's something I bet you didn't know about me. I love Kix. It's me tested, and mother approved. The cereal is alright. But I really like the way it is spelled. It is like "kicks," like kicking a soccer ball, but it's not spelled the same. That is a very funny thing. I hope the guy who thought that up hasn't died yet. I would like to meet him.

I'm wearing the same t-shirt that I wore yesterday. Don't tell anyone. It's a little smelly.

Did you know that when cats meow, they are actually trying to talk? We just can't understand them. I think we should meet the cats halfway. They start speaking a little better, and we start listening a little harder. I know I'd love to talk to my cat.