Frisbee is difficult

The main reason I don't like spring is all of the sports. You probably didn't know this, but I am not very good at sports. And I really hate frisbees. The way they hang in the air gives me nightmares. Mom has to give me a sip of NyQuil on those Frisbee nights. I still dream about frisbees those nights, but I don't wake up screaming with wet sheets.

Dad wouldn't let me borrow his hammer, so I haven't smashed my Peeps yet. Maybe my school friend can borrow one and bring it over.

Only 253 days till Christmas!