What Is It That You Get?

Did anyone see Star Wars this weekend? I didn't because I was camping with my parents! My school friend went. He said it was the best movie ever! Why are there so many school nights? I will have to wait till the weekend to see it.

I haven't seen any commercials for Fruit Roll-ups recently. Are they not on, or am I just tuning them out since they made me throw up?

I got an imaginary cat today. His name is Edgar and he loves to eat ghosts! He can also run 500 miles per hour and he sings opera. And he'll never die.

Now I'm really hungry

I had to stop eating my chicken and starts soup because it made me feel like a lonely old man. And then I started crying.

Your Free Time

I saw my ex today. She's gained a lot of weight and has this weird hairy mole on her upper lip. She was smoking Lucky Strikes that gave off the odor of stale sweat and mushrooms. Then I poked her ass with a pin, and snuck off. That's the trick to sticking people with pins. You can't let them know who did it. You have to be sneaky. Also, I like to put a little ketchup on the end of the pin. So their heart might mistake the ketchup for blood. And then freak out. It never works, but I'll just have to keep trying.

It hurts on the inside

Don't tell my mother, but I watched two hours of TV yesterday, when I had actually only earned one and a half hours of TV time. It was hard to sleep last night because I felt guilty. Watching that extra episode of Teen Titans wasn't worth the bad feeling I got. I'm going to mow the lawn extra good tomorrow.

I got a new space mobile to hang in my bedroom today! I'm going to pretend I'm a cosmonaut and explore the mobile after school today. My school friend has to stay late for detention because he peed on the bathroom floor.

I'm normal now!

Hello, everyone. I decided to get into sports this weekend. So I started with the NLF. That's football, for everyone who doesn't know. I started by watching what is probably the most important part of football, the "draft." This is were teams "draft" young players who don't want to go to football, but there are a lack of people playing football, so they must be drafted to play for our country. Football is interesting!

Is there a way to bring a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, and not have the bread get soggy? This is ridiculous!

That is what it looks like

Hello everybody. I haven't squeezed my honey bear in a while, so he is getting hard gunk at the bottom. If pure evil looked like something, it would be hard honey gunk. Maybe I should throw this bear away.

TGIF! I'm not sure what that means, but people say it every Friday. TGIF to you all!

I don't think I made enough out of Easter this year. I didn't appreciate it enough. I had better make sure to appreciate Easter hard next year!

I got the Senate Member Star Wars Figure today! He's so cool!

Dead Things

Geese can bite it. Those ugly, loud, annoying, and plentiful birds can be hit by as many cars as they like. They can be left on the side of the road for days on end, while other birds come along and pick at their bones. The feathers slowly getting sticky with rot.

But dead ducks make me sad.